RUG B FIELD, originally uploaded by kalarcadia.

Dear Ben,

You must leave this woman before she takes her violence out on you.

Kala and her conflicted friend Stephen drove to Santa Clara yesterday for a rugby game between USA and Ireland. Amid the Beastie Boys music and boorish chewing noises coming from your lady fair, I learned nothing about what rugby actually is.

Oh dear God.

She is violent. She is violent and scary and you must save yourself. There are numbers you can call; there are people who will make sure you are safe. Rugby players are a scourge to society!

On a side note, she watched the new "Terminator" movie afterward because her lust for violence was apparently not sated. The movie was, in comparison, a day spa.

Can I come home now?

-Nikon Coolpix